The Shirk Report – Volume 635

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to [email protected]

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– HIBACHI!!
– How to give a chef a heart attack
– How to give your mom a heart attack
– Legendary
– Think about this every time I press send
– The most important moment from the G7 summit
– Imagine waking up to this view
– Could not have gone worse
– Yo!
– This supermarket in Thailand is using banana leaves instead of plastic for packaging
– Back in my day
– It’s an honest mistake
– forbidden fruits
– Felt this
– Consider yourself warned
– I’ve made a huge mistake
– Time for some feels
– The goodest boye
– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– To Love Someone Long-Term Is to Attend a Thousand Funerals of the People They Used to Be
– Kill the 5-Day Workweek
– When Graphs are a Matter of Life and Death
– Funazushi: The fermented predecessor of modern sushi
– ‘The Silicon Valley of turf’: how the UK’s pursuit of the perfect pitch changed football
– Will We Ever Be Able to Clean Up All Our Trash?
– Surprising shared word etymologies
– After 50 Years Of The War On Drugs, ‘What Good Is It Doing For Us?’
– The Human Genome Is—Finally!—Complete
– There’s no such thing as a tree (phylogenetically)