The Shirk Report – Volume 442

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to [email protected]

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– When it’s 4pm and the boss tries to give you new work
– When Chad says he wants it spicy
– The smell of success
– So someone dressed as the Monopoly Guy to the Equifax hearing | Obligatory Simpsons reference
– Note to self: Be like hippo
– And this guy. Also be like this guy
– I prefer to just stuff into my pockets and run
– The most photogenic arrest of all time
– Work hack
– When you were a mime in your previous life
– Plot twist: the guy above was a grammar nazi
– I’m glad other people have these kind of thoughts too
– Meanwhile, inside Medical Building 12345
– Apparently I’ve been putting wrong my entire life
– One of the stadiums for the upcoming World Cup in Russia didn’t have enough seats so they added this grandstand.. | The view from the top
– Pretty sure this plant is flipping me off
– “Bro”, ‘what bro’, “tell the whole world that we’re bros”, ‘*whispers* we’re bros’, “why’d you whisper bro?”, ‘because you’re my whole world bro’, “b r o”
– When you get all bashful in front of someone you like
– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– What You Can Learn from Einstein’s Quirky Habits
– The Science Behind Mona Lisa’s Smile
– What’s San Francisco Great Jerry Rice Doing Nowadays? Crashing Weddings
– In Six Seconds, Giphy Could Make Billions
– Google has built earbuds that translate 40 languages in real time
– 2017 Nobel Prize in Physics Awarded to LIGO Black Hole Researchers
– What’s the ultimate way to defy depression, disease and early death? Exercise
– ‘Our minds can be hijacked’: the tech insiders who fear a smartphone dystopia
– When Working From Home Doesn’t Work
– The 2017 New Establishment List