Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested by the police and brought to magistrate. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After been released he sued the […]
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An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck unclothed and watch TV while she holds his tool. Every night, like clockwork, they do this sit on the couch […]
“I can't speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc.“There's a simple trick you can.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”He looked around and couldn't see any one.He thought he was dreaming when h.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an 18 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, Let me tell […]
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now.” So he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks what he wants. The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic […]
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks […]
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?” The old man answers, “I’m playing fart football!” A few minutes later the wife farts and […]
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A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three […]
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