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“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
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Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...
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A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
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