Woody is the best..

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Gym rat

Holy awesomeness

As apposed to........

Obvious Plant is back with a bang here on Bored Panda, dear Readers! The brainchild of California-based comedic genius and unstoppable prankster Jeff Wysaski, the Obvious Plant project is all about planting incredibly fake-looking, hilarious products where customers can easily find them. Laughter? Jeff’s doling it out in buckets (probably suspended above doorways).

You will never see it again!

I ain't scared of no po-po call the po-po hoe call the po-po!!!

I knew it

Sounds about right