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Light Up Your Lighter With Some Art: In this Instructable, I will teach you how to make a decorative lighter, which can make a great gift for someone (smoker or non-smoker). I once saw someone who had one, and it inspired me to find my own way of decorating lighters. After much trial-…
We’re gettin’ Misty organized.
This joined heart is very much like Joined Basket #020 Roses. I have just made the leaves bigger, so that they may be easier to cut out by hand. And cut files: joined 021 cut 1 ; joined 021 cut 2 ;…
🧵 "Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" Floral Hand Embroidery Pattern PDF 🧵 Add a touch of humor and creativity to your space with this popular hand embroidery pattern. Whether you're a beginner or an experienced stitcher, you'll enjoy crafting this fun and sarcastic design. 🎁 Perfect DIY Gift: Create a unique piece for your bathroom or surprise a friend with this delightful hand embroidery pattern. The cheeky message adds a playful twist to any space. 🌼 Pattern Includes: • PDF file with the "Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" sign hand embroidery design. • NEWLY REVISED: Now available with stitch recommendations and DMC thread colors! • Suitable for six hoop sizes: 3", 4", 5", 6", 7", and 8". • Bonus eBook "Getting Started Guide" covering embroidery basics, materials, and tutorials. 🎨 Customizable Design: This pattern allows for personalization, so you can choose your stitches and colors. General stitch recommendations are provided in the included eBook. 📥 Instant Download: Access your pattern immediately after confirming payment. An email with the download link will be sent to your Etsy email address. Ensure accuracy before purchasing. If you are checking out as a guest, they will be delivered to the email address you used in your order. You will also be able to access your purchased hand embroidery patterns and download them through your Etsy account under your order history. IMPORTANT NOTES: ⚙️ Digital Product Details: • PDF format, not for machine embroidery. • Personal use only; commercial use prohibited. • No physical product will be shipped. Connect with me on Instagram @embroiderywithsara or message me here on Etsy if you have any questions. Enhance your space with a touch of wit and creativity – get your "Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" embroidery pattern now! Thank you for choosing my designs to brighten your stitching journey!
About The Get Shit Done Cross Stitch Kit Channel your creative side with the chic yet cheeky Get Shit Done Cross Stitch Kit from Innocent Bones! Carefully designed with everything you need, from the fabric and thread to the embroidery hoop, this cross stitch pattern kit is the perfect way to spend an afternoon away from screens. Please note, this cross stitch design does not include a guide on the fabric so is better suited to experienced cross stitch crafters. However, don’t stress, you could always trace the design using a washable fabric pen to make life easier and wash off the marks when you’re done. It’s not cheating we promise! Why We Think You’ll Love The Get Shit Done Cross Stitch Pattern Kit There is a retro nostalgia about cross stitch patterns and we love the idea of bringing back this traditional craft in a playful, modern way. With the design revealing the tongue-in-cheek phrase ‘Get Shit Done’, this quirky craft kit is unlike any other. Too good not to have on display, we recommend framing your finished cross stitch handiwork on the walls of your home as a statement piece of wall art that reminds you to stay inspired and get shit done!
This Etsy listing is for a digital cross stitch pattern, not a finished project. -Pattern description: This pattern says “beards not mullets" and has a happy faced toilet paper roll and a sad faced toilet paper roll. -Stitches used: cross stitch, backstitch -Chart size: 36 x 45 -Colors: 2 DMC colors -Finished size: 2.6” x 3.2” on 14 count Aida. Some sample photos were done on 18 count so it is slightly smaller. -Compatible with: Adobe, Preview -Also included: how to instruction guide on stitches used in my patterns. Youtube playlist of helpful videos available upon request. Please message me for the link. *This pattern is for personal use only. Do not sell completed stitchings of this pattern.* ___________ This item is listed by StarkissedJade on Etsy. If you are seeing this item for sale on any other site please contact me on Etsy and do not purchase anything from the third party. Have any questions about my shop or items for sale? https://www.etsy.com/conversations/new?with_id=18966464&referring_id=6805074&referring_type=shop&recipient_id=18966464 If you haven’t already checked out my shop to see everything that I have to offer please click here! www.etsy.com/shop/starkissedjade SHOP POLICIES I happily accept PayPal, credit cards, and Etsy Gift Cards. I do my best to accurately portray colors in my photos but please be aware that colors can change from screen to screen so we may not always see the same thing. I will ship orders using USPS one to two days after I receive your payment for items that are complete. Custom order times will vary depending on the size of the design. If you are unhappy with your item please let me know. I offer the option of replacing the item you purchased for free if it was damaged during shipping. A photo of the damage will be required before I send out a replacement so I can contact the USPS about the damage. If choosing this option please allow time for your item to be made. My shop relies on this tracking information to know that your package got to you. All packages marked as 'delivered' will be considered delivered. If for whatever reason no tracking information appears for more than 2 weeks please contact me. If you would like to add insurance or signature confirmation to your order please contact me BEFORE placing your order so I can send you a link to purchase these postage additions. If, for whatever reason, your order is marked ‘return to sender’ and you would like to have the order sent to a new address I will provide you with a custom listing to pay for a new shipping label. Listings marked ‘free shipping’ only include one shipping label.
Get Bathroom Squatters Moving Along With Humor -16 x 13 inches -Wood sign with wooden frame -All painted background and design(no vinyl) -Hanging hardware comes attached on back Not your color it size? Please message for special requests. All questions welcome! Please check out my shop for other items you might like.
This is a handmade Tito’s gnome with a Tito’s sweatshirt made by my mother. It’s handmade with all hand done stitching and comes with bottle. Measures about 2.5" wide by 10" tall. Perfect for your home or bar! Check out more of my listings, also if you have any ideas or customization done feel free to reach out!
Funny cross stitch pattern "Bitches get shit done" Offensive cross stitch pattern Rude cross stitch chart. Counted cross stitch pattern swearing. Inappropriate cross stitch pattern. Diy funny wall hanging . Passive aggressive cross stitch. Office announcement cross stitch. Feminist cross stitch pattern. See OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SmileXstitch?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=984615136§ion_id=33543489 SIZE: 084 Pattern & Hoop size: 108 x 119 stitches For14 counts AIDA =7.71” x 8.50”= 19.58cm x 21.59cm Hoop min 12 inches = 30.50cm For 16 counts AIDA: 6.75” x 7.44” = 19.68cm x 18.89cm Hoop min 11” = 28cm For 18 counts AIDA = 6“ x 6.61”=15.24cm x 16.78cm Hoop min = 9” = 22.86cm Always double check! THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD. PLEASE READ THE INFO. You get - 1 page PDF chart for easy tablet use - 1 symbols PDF chart + 1 colors and symbols PDF chart, both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread - 2 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you What fabric do I recommend? For beginners: 14 or 16 counts AIDA What thread? Embroidery thread (floss) any brand that suits you, 2 strands for better coverage - (DMC, ANCHOR, etc) Good FEEDBACK is the fuel, please remember to leave some :) ! I do make the designs, mistakes do happen, let me know and I'll correct them. Need it Personalized? Give me a shout to see if I can help. FOLLOW me on Facebook for more discounts, freebies and giveaways MORE PATTERNS TO COME!... MORE COUPONS TO COME!... The pattern comes as a PDF file that you can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, just ask
Gnomes are so popular at the moment, and you see them where ever you look. So I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and add my own version. Because I have bee…
Hand-stitched art of popular rap song lyrics has never been funnier.
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You're gonna get some hop-ons. Patterns (this mini and a 5x7): https://www.etsy.com/listing/100917082/cross-stitch-pattern-stair-car-hop-ons
Potty humor signs always get a good laugh! When checking out, you will have your choice of size and stain color of frame. Each sign is painted with a white background and black lettering unless otherwise requested. You are the author of your living space, it should tell your story. The size of these signs are perfect for decorating a tiered tray, freestanding on a shelf or given as a housewarming gift. Other information: * Please double check the shipping address prior to checkout. * Once your product is shipped, an email is sent with tracking information. * All products are made in a smoke-free environment. * Each framed piece is sold separately. No other decor in the picture is included. * Each piece will include a sawtooth hanger for easy hanging. * We paint our products and no two pieces are exactly alike. * All measurements are approximates and may vary slightly. * We keep the characteristics in the wood grain and respect it's natural beauty. Your piece may have grains, knots, cracks, etc. We use good judgement based on the imperfections and design layout to achieve satisfaction with each piece. * If no stain color is selected, the item will be shipped as pictured - with Honey stain.
This is a copyrighted pattern created by Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch®. Subversive is the original creator of snarky cross stitch -- we’ve been around since 2003 P.E. (pre-Etsy!) By purchasing a copy of this pattern, you agree not to share or redistribute this work. Our pattern charts are designed to be printed in full color and we reference DMC floss colors. There are full instructions on the second page of each pattern. To clarify, this is NOT a stitched piece or a kit but an electronic pattern for you to print out and stitch yourself. This pattern is an instant downloadable PDF (portable document file). After you order, the file will become available to you immediately for download through your Etsy downloads page. Looking for a kit or supplies? There’s a lot more at our site including over 200 PDF patterns, a best-selling book, kits, supplies, advice and a portfolio of custom commercial work. Come see us at SUBXS.COM
These geometric origami paper bowls are simple to create. With just a little bit of folding and gluing, you can make your very own cute organizers! Get the free printable folding template below. I own a ton of scrapbook paper. A TON.
True Facts WIN - Funny WIN Photos and Videos
Cross stitched quote from "I Love You, Phillip Morris." [on etsy]
Stampin' Up! handmade greeting cards, home and party decor, scrapbooking, digital photo editing and designing, and gifts.
Making a cooler is so fun and rewarding. Visit my cooler painting tutorials here and here for great tips and tricks on painting any kind of cooler! My first attempt at cooler painting. I'm absolutely in LOVE with how it turned out! Sweet Caroline…bum bum bum! Get nauti, Merica ;) I long for salt air in my hair… Sweet home Troy, Alabama. Go Trojans! Inspired by Lilly and, of course, monogrammed!
