Spectickles: Careful, Doc. I'm pretty sure he understands that you're going to neuter him.
Herman: What song did you sing?
Herman: This is our most inexpensive recliner.
Herman: I was rubbing two sticks together and discovered first-degree burns.
Whore of Babylon?
Spectickles: Who sold you this parrot?
Herman: My mistake. I’m supposed to rub it on your chest.
Herman: I asked that doctor over there what it would take to cure a stomachache, and he said about $85.
Spectickles: Actually, I cant hunt or gather, so I became a university professor of hunter-gather philosophy.
Herman: You sure you couldn't find any larger nails?
Herman: You sure I’ll be able to swim with it?
Herman: Is there a reverse switch on the drill?
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2 Employee Engagement cartoons to help us laugh at ourselves going into 2013. #E4S
There are plenty of bad financial ideas out there, but it is something especially bad to describe it as Dumber than Snake Mittens
Long hours
Generic Leadership
The Qing Dynasty was still run by a bureaucracy as was the ones before it, but this one was especially reknowned for being extremely conservative and causing several revolts.