After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church's board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.'Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.Whoa there, said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming.'
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children.“You all have obsessions”, he stated. “I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children”.To the first mother, Mary, he said “You are obsessed with eating.
“here I am being a 🤡once more! I said there would be no more seasons!au last time, like a liar... Last time you saw spring!SQH and winter!MBJ This time it's #bingqiu! autumn!SQQ and summer!LBH. No matter how many millenia go by, it is always difficult to part from your lover...”
On this day in 1649 King Charles I of England was executed in London, marking the first procedural regicide in European history. After two civil wars, intrigues with both the Scots and the Irish, and numerous protestations that he was above the law, Parliament put the King on trial, found him guilty, and executed him. This was …
Principal Ava Coleman is a hot mess and she's kind of perfect that way.
J.K. Rowling said she knew her comments about trans women nearly three years ago would land like a “hand grenade” on Twitter but claimed that despite the backlash, “a ton of Potter fans were grateful that I’d said what I said.”
Apparently I am on a reading game kick. Like I said a few days ago, I’ve been reading La hija del Sastre by Carrie Toth and Carol Gaab. I am in love with this novel. (I am also in love with La Calaca Alegre…maybe I am just in love with anything that Carrie Toth writes!) THIS…
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Why do some celebs cut their locs?... From Lauryn Hill to Lena Waithe, come check out responses on why they cut their locs.
24 Direct and Indirect Speech Examples with Tenses Tense Direct Speech Indirect Speech Present Simple I like ice cream. He said that he liked ice cream. Present Continuous I am living in Paris. He said that he was living in Paris. Past Simple I bought a car. He said he bought a car. Past Continuous I was walking along the Street. He said he had been walking along the Street. Present Perfect I haven’t seen Mary. He said he hadn’t seen Mary. Past Perfect I had taken Spanish lessons before. He said he had taken Spanish lessons before. Will I’II see you later. He said he would see me later. Would I would help, but… He said he would help but… Can I can speak perfect Spanish. He said he could speak perfect Spanish. Could I could swim when I was four. He said he could swim when he was four.
About a year and a half ago I got a call from a reality television network. My heart pounded with the excitement: My own TV Show. But I said NO here's why.
100 Examples of Direct and Indirect Speech in English, 100 Examples of reported speech in english; 1 Direct She says, “I am ill.” Indirect She says that she is ill. 2 Direct I will study”, Mary said. Indirect I will study”, said Mary. 3 Direct She said; “The exam is difficult. Indirect She said the test was difficult. 4 Direct I bought a car. Indirect He said he bought a car. 5 Direct My parents are very well. Indirect Alex said that his parents were very well. 6 Direct Please don’t be late. Indirect He asked their not to be
Tubbo really said, "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds" with this whole nuke thing, huh? But in like a funky, auto-tune way. (1/2) ---- #beetwtfanart #awesamdudefanart #tubbofanart
noah-and-mara: "That’s my girl." “I am not your girl,” I said with more venom than I intended. “Right, then,” Noah said, and looked at me with a curious stare. He raised an eyebrow. “About that.” I di
