There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry.So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money.She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was takenYou've got to have a room somewhere, he pleadedOr just a bed, I don't care where. #funny, #joke, #humor
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry.So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money.She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. “I’ve got […]
The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor
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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?”
Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave […]
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Bravo to all of the people who have been “outing” so many sexual predators lately! It’s about time they got their comeuppance. My heart goes out to their victims and I ho…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.
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I went to the store because I needed some milk. I got my milk, a pizza, french fries and a candy bar. I went to the self checkout , paid for my...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and […]
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, "This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!" The bartender, skeptical, asks, "Really? Let's see it." The man turns to his dog and asks, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies, "Roof!" The bartender rolls
Funny fitness model joke from LaffGaff, the home of laughter - "Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model. They ..." Read more now ...
I got chatting to a girl in a club."Can I buy you a drink ?" I asked."Have you not got a girlfriend ?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
Two priests are in a shower. A list of 41 shower thought puns! What did archimedes’ girlfriend say when she noticed he hadn’t.web Putting a bouillon cube ..
A girl got into a bar and orders a martini. “My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the...
This is one such story.The Captain called the Sergeant in“Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in to see me.” #funny, #joke, #humor
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad […]
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
