Familiarity is probably the key to every funny joke you know. If you've got a pulse - dead inside or not - you probably relate to a lot of these.

“Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.” - John Lennon

"Three things you should know about me. One, my name is Amber Michelle. Two, I'm a seventeen year old romantic which adds to me being even more nerdy. Three, I'm currently running away from the Bad Boy because there is no way I would be caught. Oh yeah, did I mention? I am scared as shit!" ~/~ Amber has been trying to avoid the school's Bad Boy, Jaden Brat, from her first day in high school. He, has always overlooked her too. Suddenly one day, they accidentally swap bags and phones. Being the hot head that he was, he decided to play a few pranks on this 'good girl'. Fed up with his tricks, she too gives him a taste of his own medicine. Soon after she is on the run because this Bad Boy, is fed up and is searching for the person who is now ruining his life. But, will Amber allow herself to be, Caught by the Bad Boy? Note, he already bought a cage.