“Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered.
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A married woman walks up to a doctor and tells him that all she wants […] More
A very tall man walks into a bar… and a lady recognizes him as a […] More
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Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every […] More
This blog post is all about dirty jokes to tell your friends. We are often told not to take life too seriously. After all, life is just one big dirty joke. Speaking of dirty jokes,
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were ...
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge manhood. He books the appointment with […] More
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note […]
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a g...
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's
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An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. “What is it that you stole?” the […]
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Why Men Need a Wife? A man goes to a therapist and says, 'Doc, I don't want to get married. I'm financially stable, I can cook, clean, and take care of myself. I don't need a wife.' The therapist thinks for a moment and then says, 'Well, let me ask you this: Who's going to
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get […] More
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A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated argument, the husband said, "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." He raised the remote control high above his head and dropped it. When it hit the floor, the batteries flew
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! ...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated […]
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little […]
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry". I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do ? The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you
