Are you Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte or Samantha?

All puns aside, Samantha has endless (and uncensored) wisdom when it comes to life, love, and sex. Now that a younger version of the Sex and the City character is joining The Carrie Diaries (played by Lindsey Gort), it's time to revisit our favorite Samantha Jonesisms. WARNING: salty language ahead.

Are you Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte or Samantha?

"I'm a 'try-sexual.' I'll try anything once."

It's crush time.

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So pretty it hurts to look. Here is some related reading about the French team. And here are some more hot soccer players. Allez les bleus!

Small dog, big city.

Meghan Markle has been a tabloid target ever since she started dating Prince Harry, but it seems like the harshest scrutiny is coming from her family.

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Magnolia Maymuru will be representing NT.

"Absolut Hunk" is right, because he absolutely the only hunk for you.

The oldest and most sexually confident of the foursome in Sex and The City, Samantha Jones has the best life lessons.

It works!

*cracks knuckles*

You want to know this, right?

And you will too because she is amazing.

Did you know Christian is based on a real person?

Okay, but I sense you're a Jules.

The cuddle business appears to be booming.

We whine when we don't have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do.

Bippity boppity boo!

Wish I could be part of that world. 🐚

"Shoes, let's get some shoes."

Are you Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or Miranda?