A first-grade teacher, Ms Belinda Hayes was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”Ms. Hayes had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty.The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?”She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”The Father asked, “And be there any wee ones yet?”

A first-grade teacher, Ms Belinda Hayes was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”Ms. Hayes had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same, would you give me one?”

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.""Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.""Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same, would you give me one?”

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty.The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?”She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”The Father asked, “And be there any wee ones yet?”

People have been coming to the wise man, complaining about the same problems every time.One day he told them a joke and everyone roared in laughter.After a couple of minutes, he told them the same joke and only a few of them smiled.When he told the same joke for the third time no one laughed anymore.The wise man smiled and said:

A first-grade teacher, Ms Belinda Hayes was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”Ms. Hayes had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand;“Today my best friend slapped me in the face.”They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following:1. After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children and my friends, I have now started loving myself.2. I have realized that I am not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders.

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

The small church was abuzz with anticipation as the congregation gathered for Sunday service. Pastor Johnson stepped up to the pulpit, his face serious.“Good morning, everyone,” he began. “I have some news to share today.”The congregation leaned forward, eager to hear what their beloved pastor had to say.“First, the bad news,” Pastor Johnson said, pausing for dramatic effect.

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty.The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?”She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”The Father asked, “And be there any wee ones yet?”

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.Then they heard voices.Three men had broken into the greenhouse.Scared, they called the police.The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for a half hour.Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying.The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking.

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her.However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent to my daily expenses. How do you expect me to marry someone like you? I can never love you so forget about me. Go find and marry someone else of your level.”

An elderly man is sitting alone at a bar. It starts to get late and the bartender says,"Sorry pal, last call.”Upon hearing this, the man pays his bill and turns to look at the door. As he begins to stand up, he suddenly falls and lands face first.“I must have had more than I thought.” He thinks to himself.

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”“No,” said her husband.She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar bill.

This tale imparts a timeless moral about the uniqueness of individual circumstances and the perils of blindly imitating others.

Once in a village, two brother’s started to work at poultry farm under their father guidance.Some years after they started working with their father, older son noticed that father would give more responsibility and reward to his younger brother.Older son felt it unfair as both worked equally and being older he should be one who should be given more responsibility and reward.

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball."Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. "Are you sure?", the friend persisted.

A businessman’s ritual with a martini and a photo in his pocket unfolds a humorous twist on knowing when to call it a night.

There are six funny dialogues and joke.#1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour.“Your son’s been peeing in the pool.”“So what’s the problem? All kids do that.”“True, but usually not when standing on the diving board.”

Bob has worked in a pickle factory for several years.One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bob vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.A few weeks later, Bob returns home absolutely ashen.

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

In a courtroom drama, a witness’s unexpected revelations stun two lawyers, leaving the judge to issue a humorous, yet stern warning.

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box.“There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil, “Before I send you out into the world.Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be.”“One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone’s hand.”

A depressed-looking man walked into a bar in New York and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey.The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?”

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her."Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked.

In a quiet suburb, a man named Thomas eagerly awaited his son’s return from a lengthy stint in jail. Over the five years of his son’s absence, Thomas often pondered what path his son would take upon his release. Would he find redemption or fall back into old habits?Determined to gauge his son’s character, Thomas devised a test. He arranged four items on the dining room table: a bottle of whiskey, a crisp stack of cash, a sleek handgun, and a well-worn Bible.

In the quiet of the evening, a wise old woman realized she had forgotten to turn off the lamp in her art studio, which was nestled in the garden.As the night deepened, she and her husband heard the faint sound of whispers. Peering out, they spotted two figures slipping through the shadows into the studio.Gripped by fear, they immediately phoned the authorities.The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.