I'm amused by the variety of vampire hunter kits available for sale. They look really awesome. Of course, I know you are not fooled by any claims of them being antiques. Perhaps there are a few vintage reproductions, but the majority of "antique" vampire hunter kits are actually just antique items grouped together to create a vampire kit. I didn't need to tell you that though. If you need to explain it to your friends, send them to the essay by the Curator of Firearms at the Royal Armouries. Still, the vampire hunter kits are pretty cool. I think it would be nice to display one on a pedestal table near your front door in case of emergencies. Perhaps you could display one in your office to let people know you mean business. Check with HR first though.... There are many places to purchase your very own vampire hunter kit, but here are a few that I liked. You'll need to click the links to see all the great detail. $2750 Premier Vampire Hunting Kit on Ebay The Phineas J Legheart shop also has witch and zombie kits for sale. Phineas J Legheart Vampire Killing Kits I would love to see someone attach this kit to their bicycle. Vampire Hunter Kit by ThinkGeek Instead of a gift of pepper spray for your Valentine this year, perhaps you can show how much you care with a vampire hunter kit. Safety first.