Funny Birthday Paper Card With 5 X 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Senility Prayer Birthday Inside Greeting: "Another Birthday, Like It Or NotHappy Birthday" Cover - Grant Me the Senility To forget the People I Never Liked Anyway, the Good fortune To Run Into the Ones I Do, and the Eyesight To Tell the Difference. Card Size - Receive 1, Regular Sized Notecard With 5X7 Inch Envelope. We Offer Funny Cards That Come Either Blank Or Greeted Inside, So Be Sure To Review All Product Photos Before Purchasing. Use - the Perfect, Hysterical Card for Writing Birthday Wishes! Card's Cover Page is Printed With a High Gloss Finish, and the Interior Pages Provide a Smooth, Flawless Writing Surface. Perfect for Men, Women, Wife, Husband, and Friends. Socially Responsible - Keeping US jobs at home, Our Products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for Almost 40 Years. We Use Thick, White, Glossy Cardstock, with 30% Recycled Content (No Papyrus, naturally). We Work To Minimize Environmental Impact! Award Winning Brand - Founded In 1980, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company, Its Non Humor Division - is An Award Winning, National Brand. We are An American Based, Family Owned, Stationery Publisher and a Member Of the Greeting Card Association. "With More Than 5 Million Greeting Cards Sold Each Year, are You Ready To Laugh!? 40+ Years Of Humor NobleWorks Has Been Creating Fun and Humorous Greeting Cards Since 1980 (Before Ecards Were Present). Whether You Choose a Greeting Card With Cartoon Animals, Vintage Photos, Or Humor for All Ages, There are Nearly 7,000 Hilarious, Funny Cards In Our Collection. You'll Surely Find the Right Card That Will Make You, and Your Recipient, Laugh! 30% Recycled Content By Using 30% Recycled Content To Create Our Cards, Our Thick, Glossy Cardstock Reduces Waste and Minimizes Environmental Impact. Our Premium, Good As Gold Cards are Printed On-Demand (And We are Very Demanding!) In North America Made In the Usa and Some In Canada. Choose From Thousands Of Designs Whether You're Looking for 5X7 Inch Greeting Cards With Envelopes, Pack Note Card Assortments, or an 8.5" X 11"" Jumbo Card that'll Make a Huge Impression, NobleWorks and the Best Card Company (Our Non-Humor Brand) Has the Right Card for You! No Matter Which Fold Over Greeting Card You Choose, We Strive for Perfection and Customer Satisfaction Every Card, Every Order, Every Time! Is Leaving a Lasting Impression Important To You? Order Now!"