Embroidered kitchen towel, I'm a lady, but fuck that shit is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for the word no, farmhouse humor This listing is for an embroidered towel of your choice. Will not wash away, will not come off, is not heat transfer vinyl. This is high quality embroidered towels. Our items make wonderful housewarming, wedding, birthday, holiday and even a gift for yourself! Customize with towel style and towel color. All towels are 100% cotton. Solid color towels will be embroidered with white thread, all solid white towels will be embroidered with black thread. This listing is for the towel with the embroidered saying shown in picture/s, if you have your own saying in mind message us and we can make it for you. Shipping: Once your item has shipped USPS will be handling shipping. Tracking will be provided with all orders and is solely on the post office. We will get our items out within the timeframe on the listing, if you need it quicker, please message us and we will do everything possible to try to accommodate but can’t guarantee. We do offer upgraded priority shipping for quicker delivery. Returns/Exchanges/Cancellations: Due to the customization of our products we do not accept returns, exchanges or cancelled orders unless a mistake was made on our end. It is our goal and very important to make sure all customers are satisfied. We can do custom orders as well, message us with your idea and we can make it come to life. Thank you for visiting our small business we appreciate your support.