Fall is that magical time of year when we put down a tarp on the kitchen table and start digging into some serious pumpkin guts. And we're not talking about baking with pumpkin here, though there is certainly enough of that going on. We're talking about carving up some gourds. While we'd usually be down to do an old-fashioned jack-o'-lantern, this year the classic just doesn't seem like enough — and we wouldn't necessarily consider ourselves super-political, but as of late (for reasons that are probably already known), we've been paying a little bit more attention. It's safe to say politics is...