Chill Pill containers are fun to give. This funny label will help you create a memorable gift for someone who appreciates a little humor in stressful situations. This fun Chill Pill label set of self-adhesive LABELS can be placed on glass, plastic or tin container to help you make the perfect gag gift. Items Specs: ★Sheet Size: 8x10 sheet ★Label Quantity Options: 6 Per sheet, 8 Per Sheet, 12 Per Sheet ★Label Size by Sheet Count: 6Ct (4"x3.3) 8Ct (4"x2.5") 12Ct (4"x"1.75) ★Label Shape: Square with Rounded Corners ★Finish: Craft Paper Brown Self Adhesive ★Color: Black Copy with Black and Red Graphics on Craft Paper Brown Background For more fun-filled gifts return to my shop by clicking here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/scripturegifts PLEASE READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORD OF WHAT THE LABEL SAYS FOR EACH THEME: ANYONE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive, or unpleasant individual. Taking a chill pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not think about or get around anyone or anything that will bring you down. Doing so may void the effects of the Chill Pill. BIRTHDAY Take a Chill Pill immediately after someone expects you to be more mature just because it is your birthday and you are technically a year older. In the event that you start to actually feel older because you keep forgetting stuff like where you left your keys and are suddenly prone to canceling plans because you're tired and frequently have to pee, increase your dosage as needed. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not engage in old people activities such as going to bed early, paying bills on time, or prioritizing responsibilities. Doing so may avoid the effects of the Chill Pills. BOYFRIEND (for her) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive, or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your boyfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling-off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. BROTHER (From) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your brother behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your brother for at least an hour to allow for a cooling-off period. Repeated exposure to your brother's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. CALMADOLORES (Spanish) Cuando estés de mal humor, respira profundo y tómate un Calma Dolores para recordar que la vida puede ser dulce aún cuando te va mal. En caso de emergencia o algún intercambio desafortunado con una persona grosera, fea, apestosa o plenamente ofensiva, tómate la botella entera. Advertencia: Después de tomar un Calma Dolores, trata de mantener la calma y no digas malas palabras ni te pongas hablar chingaderas. Las malas palabras y groserías pueden disminuir los beneficios del Calma Dolores. CUSTOMER SERVICE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an ignorant, rude, irate, smelly, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant customer. In case of emergency or immediately after a customer has a power trip and demands to speak to the person in charge, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront offensive customers until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to problematic customers may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to punch someone. DAUGHTER (from) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your daughter behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your daughter asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not go near your daughter for at least five minutes. If symptoms persist increase your dosage as needed and remember how much you love her. DAYCARE/ NANNY/ PRE-K Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a fussy, whiny, or hyperactive child. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a prolonged tantrum about nothing, take a deep breath and consume the entire bottle. In the event of an unexpected potty accident or an overflowing diaper skip a deep breath and go straight for the pills. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit-forming, especially among children and adults with little or no impulse control. DOCTOR Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive, or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a patient diagnoses themselves and then tells you how to treat them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront the offending party or use a sharp instrument on or near them until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to your offender may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to accidentally stab someone. EDUCATOR/TEACHER Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods with a classroom full of unruly students, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of standardized testing, you may wish to share your Chill Pills with others for their sake and yours. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit-forming, especially among children and adults with little or no impulse control. ELECTIONS Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive, or unpleasant individual from the opposing political party. Taking a Chill Pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you going crazy. In case of emergency or after casting your vote and praying it's all a big joke, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill avoid political posts from loons on social media. Exposure to loose cannons may void the effects of the Chill Pill. FRIEND Take a Chill Pill immediately after your friend behaves in a way that is annoying, irritable, inconsiderate, stubborn, or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after an intense debate or argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your friend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling-off period. Repeated exposure to your friend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. GIRLFRIEND (for him) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive, or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your girlfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling-off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. GRAMMAR SNOB Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a blatant display or bad grammar and/or spelling. If you find it difficult to fight the urge to condescendingly correct someone and parade your superior intellect, take two chill pills and correct them silently in your head instead. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods of exposure to incorrect uses of who, whom, witch, which, affect, effect, and the like just break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: The urge to correct others is a symptom of a long-term illness known as grammar snobberyitis. There is no cure for this disease. HUSBAND (From Husband) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your husband behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive, or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your husband for at least an hour to allow for a cooling-off period. Repeated exposure to your husband's character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. IN-LAW Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, self-righteous, argumentative or otherwise unpleasant in-law. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, avoid being in the same room with your offender until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to offensive in-laws may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to try to reason with them and pointlessly try to change them. LAWYER Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, frustrating, unattractive, or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a long day in court, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit-forming, especially among individuals with little or no self-control. Excessive use may result in unwanted weight gain. NURSE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive, or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a doctor has a power trip, break the glass a