A funny card for someone who never knows what to wear. Your card is blank inside so you can write whatever message, poem or lyrics you fancy. It measures 177 x 127mm - it's card sized. A normal card like you get everywhere else. The card-stock is premium uncoated: the good stuff. If you know your gubbins, it's 300gsm StarFine card. If you need that in layman's terms it's the absolute nuts. It comes with a white envelope, and will all be sent to you in a sturdy hard-backed envelope, by Royal Mail 1st class. * FREE SHIPPING * * PLASTIC FREE, DARLING! * Designed, hand-vandalised and printed in the UK by a comedian with a paintbrush.