The listing is for one short-sleeve unisex crew-neck t-shirt with “The Only Reason I'm Fat Is because A Tiny Body Could Not Store All This Personality” print. All t-shirts are unisex. We carry XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL Laying Flat Measurements in Inches: Width (armpit to armpit): XS 16.5" // S 18" // M 20" // L 22" // XL 24" //2XL 26" //3XL 28" Length (from top of shoulder to bottom): XS 27" // S 28" // M 29" // L 30" // XL 31" //2XL 32" //3XL 33" Each item is made to order. Processing time 1-5 business days. Please let us know if you need you order by the certain date. All orders are Shipped with USPS First Class Mail or First Class International Mail unless shipping upgrade was purchased. Washing Instructions:Turn garment inside out.Machine wash cold.Lay flat to dry.Do not bleach/dry-clean. Do not iron directly onto the print! Thanks for visiting I Can't Even Shirts shop!!!