This article is dedicated to college basketball and, most specifically, the NCAA Tournament (known affectionately as "March Madness"). It is a tribute to the players, coaches, television broadcasters and fans who live and breathe hoops--who wait in anticipation for the month of March to arrive. The game is never better than in March, when all the hopes, the aspirations and the emotions of the season are jammed into three weeks of action. This article is sometimes humorous but always respectful.