Due to popular demand, Please note Production Lead times are now 1-2 weeks. This means the latest your sign will ship is 2 weeks from purchase, BUT in MOST cases, your sign will still ship within a week. Due to popular demand, Please note Production Lead times are now 1-2 weeks. This means the latest your sign will ship is 2 weeks from purchase, BUT in MOST cases, your sign will still ship within a week. Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole & Calmeth Thine Titties with flourish I LOVE this sign, LOL, so funny!! ******* Clean version is also avaiable, see other listing for Pie Hole only 😁******** Done with a black base, distressed and then lettered with Metallic Gold Paint. Beeswax Finish, signed and dated. This sign measures 9 x 15.5 inches long with a notch for easy hanging on the back, Would you like the sign a different color? Message me or add “Note To Seller” for color change at no additional charge! This is a new offering from the Foothills, ready to ship...then its Orders Only!! ORDERS ONLY: Once your full payment has been received, your sign will go into production. If you have any special requests or customization requested, please add your requests to the comment section on your order!! Turn around time is 7 days, but I am usually able to ship within 3-4 days of your paid order. I ship USPS and will provide tracking information when your sign ships. If you need it sooner, we can work that out, just message me. Each sign is made for you, so each sign is unique, no two are identical. All of my base painting & lettering is hand painted. Brush strokes may or may not be seen. All of my signs are Rustic & Primitive in Style. Due to the nature of the wood there will be variances in knots, color and cracks. These natural flaws in the wood are what make each piece unique with a character of its own. Please let me know if your sign will hang outside, exposed to rain or water. The Beewax Finish is okay in certain outdoors conditions, but it should never get wet. Covered porches are fine, but full exposure requires a different finish, just let me know in the Notes To Seller if you require your sign to be waterproof. ALL of my signs are made using NEW Clean Top Grade Knotty White Pine that was cut right here in the USA. All wood is ¾ night thick. My Pallet Signs are all made by me, using fresh clean pine, never dirty used wood. Wood screws & glue hold my pallets together. Each sign is hand sanded, painted and distressed by me, using many coats of paint to achieve that worn old look. My painting, aging technique & lettering is all Hand done. Small imperfections are part of the hand stenciling process, so you may see a slight imperfection on my signs here & there. There is a notch on the back for easy hanging. Made right here in the USA, in the Foothills of The Great Smoky Mountains. Do you have some “Words” you’d like on wood? Message me, I can design anything you’d like and put it on wood. Most of my Signs can be ordered in a larger size and different color. Please send me a message with color request & size preference for a quote. Please feel free to contact me if you might be interested in carrying my signs in your store. All wholesale requests are welcome! You can find my Wholesale terms under my Shop Announcements Section!! Thanks so much for stopping by….