As you may or may not have heard, the employees of the Mercury are currently obsessed with "tiny donkeys" (or "minidonks," if you prefer). (I am not asking if this obsession is ethical or not—it just is.) Anyway, seeing as how we can't seem to live without a tiny donkey, the employees have decided to chip in and buy a tiny donkey which we will keep the office. (Again, not asking about the ethicality of...