Tell someone they annoy you with this beautiful, sarcastic cross stitch pattern. "There are over 1,030,000 words in the English language, but I could never string enough of them together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair." Finished Size: 180 st x 180 st (10" square on 18 ct aida) * Colours: 8 Number of pages: 7 Notice: • You will receive a .zip file with three types of file: PDF, CHART, and TXT. • There are instructions in the README for how to get programs to read the other files. • This is a digital purchase and no physical product will be mailed. • My patterns are not for commercial use. Resale of my patterns is prohibited. • Kits and printed charts are available. Please contact me • For personal use only! • Due to the nature of instant downloadable products, refunds will not be given after purchase. If you have any problems with your product, please let me know as soon as possible