Your mom. The classic, nonsensical insult is made to look so cute and dainty in this colorful floral wreath. Pattern features different types of flowers in lovely purples, mauves, greens, and blues. Create and display in your home or workspace, or stitch as a funny gift for a friend or loved one. Pattern information: - Uses 10 colors of DMC embroidery floss - Finished size measures 5 x 5 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida - Pattern PDF includes 2 formats: color blocks and symbols on color - PDF Includes color photo of finished piece - Downloads instantly upon purchase Note: this is a PDF pattern only, not a completed cross stitch. Additional materials are not included, but please request a custom order if you would like to purchase a kit with all materials needed to complete project! Looking for more sassy patterns? Check out a few of my other funny pattern listings: - "Sounds like you read the movie": https://www.etsy.com/listing/830538564 - "Asking for a friend": https://www.etsy.com/listing/970952438