This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are
Here's how one funny, punny dad put Indian Hills, Colorado (population: 1,197) on the map.
There's a side to the Property Brothers we didn't know until now
"Much of the value comes from the time put into it"
*Face palm*
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question”, noted the Rabbi. “We ... Read more
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral...
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter […]
There's nothing better than sarcastic memes!
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...
“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...
So much so that he’d never gotten to know a female well enough to even think about marriage. As the years went by, he realized he’d probably never get married, since he sure wasn’t giving up golf. As it so happens, he finally did meet a wonderful woman, and in short order they grew very...
When the manager of a men's clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated argument, the husband said, "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." He raised the remote control high above his head and dropped it. When it hit the floor, the batteries flew
Some of these jokes are a bit experimental.
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
