Why Men Need a Wife? A man goes to a therapist and says, 'Doc, I don't want to get married. I'm financially stable, I can cook, clean, and take care of myself. I don't need a wife.' The therapist thinks for a moment and then says, 'Well, let me ask you this: Who's going to
Why Men Need a Wife? A man goes to a therapist and says, 'Doc, I don't want to get married. I'm financially stable, I can cook, clean, and take care of myself. I don't need a wife.' The therapist thinks for a moment and then says, 'Well, let me ask you this: Who's going to
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man's wife was frantically trying to finish her makeup. Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Man: "Officer, I have a good excuse! My wife's makeup was about to slide off her face!"
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
March is Women's History Month, because women make history, even when they don't make the history books. It's not always easy to find the fascinating females hidden among the archives of those who settled the United States. Whether they are builders, barr
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man's wife was frantically trying to finish her makeup. Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Man: "Officer, I have a good excuse! My wife's makeup was about to slide off her face!"
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I
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Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table. –
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God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she
