One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
Deaf Kids Learn About Farts - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:” Rome ? Why would anyone want to.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Twitter Thread: Love Story Is Strange, Wholesome, And Dark - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies For Sale.”Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store .. #story, #funny
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"
Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goo.. #story, #funny
Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand; “Today my best friend slapped me in the face.”
"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"
Ever since he was young, the painter Henri Matisse used to visit the great Renoir at his atelier every week.When Renoir was crippled with arthritis, Matisse began to visit him daily, taking .. #story, #funny
One day, two carrots were walking down the street… They were the best of friends. […]
On Christmas Eve, the king invited the prime minister to join him for their usual walk togetherHe enjoyed seeing the decorations in the streets, but since he didn't want his subjects to spen.. #story, #funny
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
Redditors are sharing the things that were only relevant in their childhoods and kids nowadays wouldn't know what they were.
A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste,a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner.The girl at the cas.. #funny, #joke, #humor
