One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
A nun needs to use the restroom and goes into Hooters. She asks if she can use the restroom and the bartender tells her there is a naked - joke of the day
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ ...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed. ...
No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My […]
The doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. From there his […] More
In this post, you will read 20, funniest and best jokes ever. These are our top jokes. Enjoy reading them. Have fun! Smile more!
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor
She’s looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the guy behind the counter for a suggestion. “I’d recommend this right here, ma’am. It’s new to the market.” “What kind of fish is it?” She asks. “It’s dam fish, ma’am.” The pastors wife abruptly says. “How dare you use that kind of...
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, […]
On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their […]
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held […]
One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated […] More
Four men went golfing one dayThree of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the billThe three men started talking and bragging about thei.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Dad jokes are going through something of a renaissance, and if your partner rolls her eyes and your children cry “daaaaaaad!”, then you know you’ve hit the nail on the head and have found a good on…
Ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of scrolling through social media, looking for a well-needed distraction, only to realize that you haven't even cracked a smile? Yeah, we've been there. The web is jam-packed with content, but not all of it gets a chuckle out of us, right?