A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
Whether you're trying to please a preschooler (ages 3 or 4) or a tween (ages 9, 10 or 11), these jokes for kids of all ages will have them cracking up!
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It is said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But we beg to differ. It takes a special type of smart, sassy person to put their tongue in their cheek and execute a well-timed show of ironic humor.
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short s...
Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had arrived at their destination. The first man gave him the money and exited the taxi. The second man thanked him and also left...
A few years ago I did a semi-decent Sankara stone, though I was never too satisfied with it. I finally worked on version 2.0. Here it is in its early...
It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a few minutes.” So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets...
