Drawn by artist Dan Piraro, Bizarro is a single-panel cartoon strip that has been going since 1985 and has been published in over 360 newspapers and magazines.
No, lo siento, yo tampoco sé cómo sobrevivir a una vida de mierda de otra forma que no sea llorando, mirándome al espejo todos mis defectos y quejándome de
Drawn by artist Dan Piraro, Bizarro is a single-panel cartoon strip that has been going since 1985 and has been published in over 360 newspapers and magazines.
Todo lo que me hace hacer el pinche gobierno puto...xdxdxd weno VOTEN hijos de su chingada madre con cariño xdxd
If it’s been a while since you’ve visited an art museum, pandas, we’ve got a virtual gallery for you to scroll through down below. But unlike the paintings you’ll find in the Louvre or the Met, these pictures have a modern twist: they’re all memes!
Whether we're single or we have an SO (or we're somewhere in between), prying family members will inevitably ask us when we're going to get married. What these people in your life may not know, though, is that millennials are more disenchanted with…
Gálgahúmor is Icelandic for "dark humor" (or "gallows humor"), and as you can see from these super dark comics by Hugleikur Dagsson, Icelandic humor is darker than most.
Well it exists . It is called ” Dumasaphobia ” or The fear of stupid people . And i just dont have a fear , I am dead scared!!! And that’s partly because, i dont know what reactio…
My first year in Middle School was T.O.U.G.H. I've talked about my journey some in my classroom management post over on my blog. When it came to student accountability, I had the idea that by removing any responsibility from the students when it came to things like being prepared for class, I would eliminate distractions and encourage them to just pay attention. I told them that I didn't want them to worry about whether or not they had a pencil or paper. I just wanted them to be present in class. Many of my kids were from low income families, so I thought this would show them I cared about them. Rookie Mistake. It backfired. BIG TIME. Instead of viewing me as someone who cared about them, they viewed me as someone who was a pushover and... quite honestly... stupid. From Day 1 I set the tone that my students were in charge. I was never able to regain control once they realized they had no accountability. The next year, I knew things needed to change. I became strict, without being mean. My students needed boundaries and expectations and it honestly took me a few years to find a good combination of what worked. Student Accountability {What Worked For Me} Homework (including projects and makeup work) was due every morning BEFORE T.A. (or homeroom, whichever you call it). I had a cart outside of my room that had a slot for each class. 8th grade was contained on the same floor that was shaped like a circle. Regardless of where there lockers or T.A.'s were located, they had plenty of time and accessibility to walk by my door and drop in their homework. They didn't have to speak to me or even stop. Just drop it in and keep walking. I did this for three reasons. First, it ensured their homework was done AT HOME (or at least on the bus on the way to school) and not at lunch, in T.A., in the hall before my class, etc. Secondly, I had my planning periods during the first block of the day. I was able to check their homework before they even got to my room. I could hand it back, already checked, and go over the skills for that day. Lastly, it sent a message to my students that I was serious about homework. Pencils - I NEVER lent out pencils to my students. I gave them about two weeks at the beginning of the school year to learn this before I really enforced it. My students were not required to carry textbooks for my class since we had enough for there to be a class set and a set for them to keep home all year. They only had to show up with their binder, pencil and calculator. If they came without a pencil, I would not give them one. They could ask a friend, or find one on the floor from the previous class. At first my students thought I was horrible for this. I explained to them that I wanted them to learn to think. They knew, that every.single.day they would be coming to my room at the exact same time. I wanted them to stop and think before they walked into my room to see if they had everything. After the first few weeks, it worked really well. I rarely had students who were unprepared. Non Disruptive Behavior - Addressing poor behavior in class is tough in middle school. If you are disrespectful to them or call them out in front of the class, they might bite back. They are more worried about saving face than listening to you. If a student was doing something that wasn't disruptive, I would make a note of it and email their parents without telling the student. This did two things - it let the student know that (1) I'm watching and (2) I'm not letting it go. At the end of class, I would say, "Three of you will be getting emails home today." And not tell them who it was. The following days, those three were pretty much spectacular. Disruptive Behavior - If the behavior causes a disruption, I would move them to a single desk that was directly next to mine and far removed from anyone else. This desk was actually pushed directly up on the wall where my projector screen was. Taking notes from this desk was VERY uncomfortable. Another reason students usually tried to stay out of it. Cell Phones - I was VERY good at taking cell phones. I would say I caught them a good 90% of the time. Our school policy was to take phones, write a referral and immediately give it to the grade level administrator. I followed this policy EVERY single time. No matter the student. No matter their reason. The teachers who would just tell the students to put the phones away or take them and give them back, were not sending a message. I told my students that they needed to understand that they were in my class to learn. Not check Facebook, not text their mom. To learn. Student accountability differs by grade. My 8th graders had all of the expectations as above. They were growing up and could handle all of my rules. They're the ones who needed the strongest rules anyway. My 6th grade intervention students were a little different. They had different needs and were only required to bring a pencil. Since they had no homework, their interactive notebooks simply stayed in my class. I would keep a box of golf pencils on my desk for my intervention students (all grades) to use if they forgot one. The KEY to Middle School Student accountability is to actually hold them accountable. You want to build relationships with your students and you want to have that mutual respect, but you have to give them a reason to respect you. Many teachers think it's "mean" to require the things I required of my students. But, it worked. My discipline problems were low, my student achievement was high. Whether they thrived on the structure or just finally gave up arguing over the pencils, it worked.
Are we raising a generation of slobs? I’m asking this question after I had a somewhat depressing discussion with my teenage daughter. Her high school had to suspend “North Time” which is an hour in…
#ArtIsFun es una pagina que sigo en mi cuenta de Facebook y me hace reír con sus memes o sus videos graciosos, quien dijo que el arte no era divertido no sabia lo que decía. El arte puede ser muchas cosas y ahora la nueva generación lo usa para expresar comedia y hacer conocer algunas pinturas. ...
Alvin Juano is back on Bored Panda with some new, hilarious comics full of dark humor and unexpected twists. His comics are very popular, with 500k followers on Instagram and 125k likes on Facebook. People seem to love the way the artist shows life and its dark sides. Some, perhaps, even relate to the comics.
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Durante años los memes han tomado un fulgor imparable. Alegran el día o el momento, mediante el ingenio o la estupidez, el juego simple y directo o la metáfora y la polisemia. He recopilado unos cu…
One of the greatest things about college is getting an entire week off at the beginning of spring, and trust me, once you graduate you'll be missing it sorely. These hilarious spring break memes cover the spectrum when it comes to the beloved week.…
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl!” The woman...
El actor es cuestionado sobre el reciente estallido de un meme con su rostro y un tema muy particular.
No, lo siento, yo tampoco sé cómo sobrevivir a una vida de mierda de otra forma que no sea llorando, mirándome al espejo todos mis defectos y quejándome de
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The car had to go in for a service this morning, or summat, buggered if I know, I just dropped it off! A service and WoF(Warrant of Fitness) I think it was, I assume it was all okay as they let me drive it away when Sue dropped me off later in the day. It was all valeted too! Noice ;-D That's it's annual clean done then. In between drop off and pick up a whole lot of Suesdaying went on. We did most of our usual op shops with some good results. I found some proper preserving jars, 50 cents each, I just need to buy new lids. These have a wider opening and so my large funnel fits in perfectly and makes life so much easier when bottling up. I could resist this lovely cot quilt, I know I make my own quilts but at $5.99 I wasn't leaving it behind. I found an assortment of fabrics, I'm pretty sure I have a kitset in the blues & greens. I've just looked and yes I do! There are some other fabrics in the kitset, the ones below match, so a good find. The sripey fabric is like seaside deckchair fabric. This top I ummed and ahhed over, it wasn't particularly cheap, I'm pretty sure it's brand new so a good price in that respect. It looks lovely on. This is the back view.. The front view Oh and of course there are books. Whilst on the subject of books, last night was our monthly Book Discussion group. Our hostess Josie celebrated her 80th birthday this week. We were told not to bring our usual sharing plate of food, instead bring some flowers. Josie didn't know we knew it was her birthday, so was rather taken aback when we all turned up bearing gifts. I went to our local farm shop and I found these red tulip bulbs in a pot. And there was a lovely assortment of fresh flowers Josie, who looks bloody fantastic for 80 years young ..and with her lovely daughter Helen .....who made us a wonderful supper, warm salads which we had before we sat down to discuss the book.... This months choice of book was Joanne Harris Peaches for Monsieur le Curé This is the third in a series, starting with Chocolat and then the Lollipop Shoes We all really enjoyed it, well written and an intriguing plot with a twist. I think I will read Chocolat soon, I have it on my shelves somewhere I gave it 4 stars, I really liked it. After our fairly long discussion time we sat down to a supper of; lemon meringue pie, some pancakes with cream cheese and salmon, cheese and crackers and tea and coffee. I loved the napkin Kerry was missing unfortunately, her daughter graduated yesterday and so she and her hubby were down in Wellington. But here's the rest of us. ******************** Here are us two Sues And to finish off, a Friday funny I'll be back sometime over the weekend, I've been a bit of a kitchen bitch so I've recipes to share. Have a great weekend one and all
When I first saw this meme I found it mildly amusing, then I had a little thought experiment — why would the cats behave like that and what could the owner do to solve this hilarious mess? It does…
21-year-old Campbell Jones and his girlfriend were out for a bike ride in Rottnest, Australia, when they came across what is possibly the friendliest quokka on Earth. "As I walked back to my bike, the quokka chased after me," Jones told the West Australian. "I put down the GoPro and it jumped at me as if to say, 'Come back.'"
Every dog has their own personality, and some of them can be just as weird as some people you probably know. That’s what the /r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog subreddit shares - pictures of dogs that aren’t quite dogging right.
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Forgot to pick up your dog from doggy daycare? Feeding mittens slipped your mind again? Drew a blank on cooking something? There's no need to worry about premature memory loss just yet as it turns out it's just how our brain works. Although the human grey matter is capable of storing around 2.5 million gigabytes of memory, we tend to forget memories that are similar to each other (feeding the cat for instance) from time to time, to remember the novel or more interesting ones better. However, these little losses of memory can be a cause of some pretty funny stories (for you and your friends, not for Mister Mittens sadly).
A fish story. - LOLcats is the best place to find and submit funny cat memes and other silly cat materials to share with the world. We find the funny cats that make you LOL so that you don't have to.
Een inspirerende dosis verwondering over kunst, natuur, stijl, reizen, creativiteit en de kleine dingen van het leven.
El arte es un reflejo del mundo y nada mejor para mostrar lo que es ahora el mundo que el arte... combinado con memes. Estos hijos del matrimonio entre los museos y los smartphones son lo mejor que pudo haber pasado. Primero fueron los snapchats y las pinturas; ahora es tiempo de algo más. Estos
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These are so relatable it's hilarious.
