Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Jack’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to...
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?!” “Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a...
So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing. The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but before he...
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the […]
The Japanese have always loved fresh fishBut the water close to Japan has not held many fishes for decades.So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farthe.. #story, #funny
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