Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
It can be devastating to realize that your children might not show up to see you get remarried. But giving them ultimatums might not be the way to go.
50 inspirational friendship quotes that you can share with your besties. These quotes capture the essence of friendship, reminding us...
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We all like to think of ourselves as having a great sense of humor, whether it’s being the laugh of the party on a night out with your friends or sending hilarious memes to your loved ones.But there’s no doubt that sometimes the funniest things happen when firing off a quick text—whether you meant to be funny or not. Let’s take a look at some of the funniest text exchanges of all time.
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!” The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33. The...
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
German may be the most widely spoken language in the European Union, but let's be honest - it's just downright funny sometimes. We roasted French, so now it's time for the German language to have its turn.
Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce...
A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under […] More
40+ Random & Spicy Memes That Hit the Spot - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.
45 Funny Memes that Will Water Your Crops and Clear Your Skin Just four. Why?!No. It's coming.That escalated.Moms. Gotta love them.Clever. Cook it again, my
Carl Jung was one of the first people to define the terms introvert and extrovert in a psychological context; Jung described extroverts as preferring to engage with the outside world of objects, sensory perception, and action while introverts, according to him, are more focused on the internal world, are thoughtful and insightful.
Classical art pieces are known for their timelessness and enduring value. Such artworks like The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo or The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli might always be remembered, appreciated and spoken about for centuries or even millennia to come. However, some artists from the past are not always recognizable by people of today. That’s where memes come to help! Through these elements of modern culture, classical artworks can be given a contemporary and fun twist that attracts new audiences.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
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The hardships of being a woman have been documented since the dawn of the world. It’s always a damsel in distress taking care of her husband, children, and household while looking after herself to comply with the beauty standards of the age.
There's no shame in using humor to cope.
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Jokes for kids. Looking for funny kids jokes? Laugh with the ultimate collection of hilarious fun clean jokes! Kids joke of the day!
When God created the donkey, he said: “As a donkey, you’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry on your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have low…
