A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated argument, the husband said, "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." He raised the remote control high above his head and dropped it. When it hit the floor, the batteries flew
Jokes are supposed to make you laugh. Some more so than others. With that in mind, check out the top 67 hilarious jokes that will make you laugh.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew...
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
Young entrepreneur and classically trained painter Dimitra Milan, is challenging traditional ideas of how artists reach and engage with collectors and audiences. How does an eighteen year old know anything about the art establishment and marketing art? Dimitra has been painting and selling original canvases for the past five years through the standard system of galleries and artist reps. “I am still in galleries and plan to continue working with a few fantastic gallery owners, but I am taking the initiative to market directly and take ownership of my brand.
Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]
... with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He...
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Need some hilarious memes to finish your long day? Check out this collection of 30 hilarious memes about life you'll appreciate!
A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...
In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Yes I...
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...
With all the stress of the Coronavirus, here are some funny Coronavirus memes to make you laugh and hopefully give you some comic relief.
The world of classic art can look overwhelming from the outside, with a plethora of styles, conventions, must-remember pieces, and artists. And that’s only if one stays firmly rooted in the Western art tradition. Fortunately, memes are here to save the day. By adding a little modern zest, an old painting can be transformed into something more approachable, relatable, and humorous.
Sharing the best funny quotes with friends is a sure way to brighten both of your days.
Friday Funny: Scottish Jokes! For the last few weeks we've had a fair few Friday Facts which whilst great can get a little serious. So this week w...
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you .. #funny, #joke, #humor
These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip
Here are 27 witty one-liners guaranteed to make you smile. They made me smile, and I'm confident a few of them will brighten your day too.
Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
They'll only make you groan a little!
Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bings complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that she had spanked one particular boy, Th.. #funny, #joke, #humor
They'll only make you groan a little!
“Random but not too random” would be one way to describe the hilarious comics by the artist "Awesome Tales Comics" who makes various themed comics, however, most of them touch upon sometimes sensitively viewed subjects such as heaven and hell.
They'll only make you groan a little!
