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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... but I turned myself around.
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any...
Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had arrived at their destination. The first man gave him the money and exited the taxi. The second man thanked him and also left...
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of eating homemade tomato relish, you will know that it is hands-down sooooo much tastier than store-bought relish. If you have some spare hours on a weekend, it is definitely worth making a batch of this tangy condiment for enjoying with steak, sausages, chicken, fis
Hokies
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short s...
It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a few minutes.” So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three orgasms in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.” Blonde: (looking shocked) “Oh, you mean with one guy?”
