A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
Little Johnny’s mother had been noticing that his math grades had been steadily declining. She decided to have a chat with Johnny about his disinterest in math, being more responsible with his studies, and the importance of bringing his grade up. The next quarter ended, Johnny’s report card...
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in Hour, Honour……etc… His English Teacher said, ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “…… (He was even more confused …..???) During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria. Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!! His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table,
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.”Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased. “Johnny,” she said, “if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn’t you come and ask me first?” “Because,” Johnny replied, “I wanted to go to the park with my friends.” If you liked this, please share by using the share button below. window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({ appId : '1794491437521611', xfbml : true, version : 'v2.8' }); FB.AppEvents.logPageView(); }; (function(d, s, id){ var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s); if (d.getElementById(id)) {return;} js
Little Johnny Asks His Father. – Little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations.The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late.
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother […] More