Little Johnny Bring His Teacher A Pretzel. -
“Can anyone give me an example?” She asks. Suzie raises her hand, “The grass is definitely green.” “Sometimes the grass can be brown,” The teacher answers. “Anyone else?” “The sky is definitely blue,” Says Timmy. “The sky can be gray if it’s cloudy, or black at night,” Says the...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store.Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing depa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,“Let's talkI've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a c.. #funny, #joke, #humor
5 Little Johnny Jokes. Here are some short jokes to get anyone laughing! Little Johnny says to his Dad: ''Dad, will you do my math for me?''
Little Johnny’s Logical Thinking. –
Little Johnny is sat in his back garden, when his grandad comes out. ‘Grandad,I’m Bored”. says Jonny ‘I’ll tell
Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased. “Johnny,” she said, “if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn’t you come and ask me first?” “Because,” Johnny replied, “I wanted to go to the park with my friends.” If you liked this, please share by using the share button below. window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({ appId : '1794491437521611', xfbml : true, version : 'v2.8' }); FB.AppEvents.logPageView(); }; (function(d, s, id){ var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s); if (d.getElementById(id)) {return;} js
Little Johnny is the main character in a lot of jokes. He's a small boy who makes embarrassing statements and asks naive questions.
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” somewhat flustered she...
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store.Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing depa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses to which Johnny says, “If […]
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations... #funny, #joke, #humor
5 Little Johnny Jokes. Here are some short jokes to get anyone laughing! Little Johnny says to his Dad: ''Dad, will you do my math for me?''
The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle. “Does anyone know how to put 2 holes into one
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father.“Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”“That's a great son #funny, #joke, #humor
A Father Waits For Little Johnny. –
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Little Johnny Asks His Father. – Little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise
Little Johnny is back at school after holidays. After a few days his teacher calls up Little Johnnys dad
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in Hour, Honour……etc… His English Teacher said, ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “…… (He was even more confused …..???) During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria. Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!! His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while. “Do you understand?” his mother asked. “Yes,” replied Little Johnny. “Do you have any questions?” asked his mother. “Yes, how about little […]
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. […]
Do you love little Johnny jokes? Here it is a list with dirty, clean and teacher jokes that will make you laugh.
Little Johnny Had Left The House. –
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and […]
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,“Let's talkI've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a c.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everything […]
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the […]
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother […] More
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said... Little John...
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,“Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger.
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that […]
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store.Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing depa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America
5 Little Johnny Jokes. Here are some short jokes to get anyone laughing! Little Johnny says to his Dad: ''Dad, will you do my math for me?''
little johnny jokes: here are the funny funny little johnny jokes that will make you and your friends laughful read & share to them
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day,
