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Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke
The Best Dad Jokes that will have the family belly laughing. We found the Best Dad Jokes, not just ok ones, but the Best Dad Jokes, The corniest of them all!
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber
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A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first." The husband replied, "No, you should do it because you make it better." They went back and forth like this for a while until the husband finally
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...
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Teacher Jokes that will make you laugh so hard! Read hillarious Teacher student jokes! Teacher: ''Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, "This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!" The bartender, skeptical, asks, "Really? Let's see it." The man turns to his dog and asks, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies, "Roof!" The bartender rolls
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!” The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33. The...
Where do you live? Police : Where do you live? Me : With my parents. Police : Where do your parents live? Me : With Me. Police : W...
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Jokes are supposed to make you laugh. Some more so than others. With that in mind, check out the top 67 hilarious jokes that will make you laugh.
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Funny jokes are great to lighten the mood and make you laugh out loud. With that in mind, check out the top 101 funny jokes
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A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago.He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.When asked why, he replied .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. […]
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter […]
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A collection of the BEST Dad Jokes. These are jokes that are so terrible, they're funny. They make you smile, groan, and laugh out loud!
The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” “Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!” “I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but...
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Here are 10 silly jokes guaranteed to make you laugh. Corny jokes but you just can't help laughing at them. Well groaning anyway.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce...
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Do you know how it feels when a glob of $15 conditioner slides out of your hand and disappears down the pitch-black abyss drain without even stopping to say goodbye? The intensity of that sheer second of madness is so real that if you've never experienced it, imagine all the overblown drama in Gossip Girl without the safety of the screen, meaning it actually happened.
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A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken.He accelerated and passed the chicken.Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
The man had just moved into a cozy residential property nestled within a friendly neighborhood. Eager to start afresh and integrate into his new community, he decided it was time to extend a warm greeting to his next-door neighbor. With a friendly smile, he made his way over to the neighboring house, feeling a mix […]
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and […]