Little Tommy was doing very poorly in mathHis parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of.Finally in a last .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while StPeter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.Saint Peter goes through the book several t.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The mother came on her little son who was standing thoughtfully before the gooseberry bush in the garden.She noted that his expression was both puzzled and distressed.“Why, what's the.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter […]
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry". I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do ? The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks the farmer,“Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
I was strolling in the gardens of an insane asylum when I met a young man who was reading a philosophy book.His behavior and his evident good health made him stand out from the other inmates.. #story, #funny
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were […]
When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him.The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle... #funny, #joke, #humor
1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in t.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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We can't help but wonder why these rules had to be created in the first place
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate.The priest said that h.. #story, #funny
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The husband is behind the wheelHis wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago.He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.When asked why, he replied .. #funny, #joke, #humor
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These Illustrations Show The Relatable Moments In Relationships
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man's wife was frantically trying to finish her makeup. Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Man: "Officer, I have a good excuse! My wife's makeup was about to slide off her face!"
At an airline ticket counter, all of the ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could.A man at the end of the passenger line was impatient .. #funny, #joke, #humor
We are at the restaurant of a German UniversityA red haired student, and undeniably German takes her tray and sits down at her table.She then realizes she has forgotten her cutlery an.. #story, #funny
He walked in, turned on the lights and looked aroundNo one else was there.As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an old farmer walked in, covered in snow. #funny, #joke, #humor
Honor, duty, and shame are three traits deeply rooted in Japanese culture and have been for centuries.Think of a samurai warrior losing his honorHe could restore his honor only throug.. #story, #funny
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood youWhat did you say?”“Listen up, damn it #funny, #joke, #humor
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said:“Let's sing together.”She began to play. #story, #funny
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politel.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor
“I'm not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”“I thank thee,” said the Amish lad.. #funny, #joke, #humor
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper.Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate .. #story, #funny
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One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her...
These inspiring women show that makeup is not just a beautifying tool, it’s an empowering one >>
