Perfect Gift for the Sweets Lover! Funny diet Humor... Handcrafted pine wood creating this Funny Sign "Not Only did I Fall Out the Diet Wagon I dragged it into the Woods Set it on Fire and used The Insurance Money to Buy Cupcakes". Sign measures 18"x 7 1/4" x 3/4". The sign is comes ready to hang with an attached D Hook. The piece has been cut to size, sanded, painted, stenciled with acrylic paint. It has been coated with a clear polycrylic to help your sign last for years to come. If you would like this done in different colors just let us know upon ordering. This sign was done with black with lettering in white slightly Distressed edges.