Is there a better joke than a good old fashioned fart joke? If there is then we don't want to know. This is as good as it gets. Your card is blank inside so you can write whatever message, poem or lyrics you fancy. It measures 177 x 127mm - it's card sized. A normal card like you get everywhere else. The card-stock is premium uncoated: the good stuff. If you know your gubbins, it's 300gsm StarFine card. If you need that in layman's terms it's the absolute nuts. It comes with a white envelope, and will all be sent to you in a sturdy hard-backed envelope, by Royal Mail 1st class. * FREE SHIPPING * * PLASTIC FREE, DARLING! * Designed, hand-vandalised and printed in the UK by a comedian with a paintbrush.
