Mildred and Agnes, two “seasoned” spinsters, were chatting over tea. Mildred:“I’ve been asked out by that charming Mr. Simmons. I recall you had tea with him just the other day, and I wanted to get your thoughts before I respond.”Agnes: "Oh, let me tell you. He arrived at my doorstep right on time at 7 P.M., looking dapper in his tweed jacket, and handed me the loveliest bouquet of daisies!