Vegas bachelor parties are about pools, tables, clubs, strip clubs, buffets, and desperately trying to pick up women at all of them, except for the buffet. But what good is convincing a lovely lady that you're a billionaire fighter pilot with a master's in Muppet poetry if you don't have the room that seems to prove it? Presenting: the seven most spectacularly lavish suites in Vegas right now that normal people not named "I'm Michael Jordan and I gamble a lot" can actually get. Book one.