“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]
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Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
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Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students…“Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!
Notes from the Editors is a series of posts written by SDSU Engl. 576, a publishing and editing class. They explored issues of literary life ranging from book reviews to literary graffiti, live re…
One day in a school room the teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word...
The wife bought a new see through nighty,
The students in Mrs. Thompson’s fifth-grade class buzzed with excitement as she announced the upcoming field trip to the local animal shelter. It was a highly anticipated event, especially since the shelter had just welcomed a new litter of puppies and kittens. Paul Einen, a quiet boy with a mop of unruly hair, listened intently, […]
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temperHelp me get rid of it.”“You have something very strange,” said the teacher. #story, #funny
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
View the comic strip for Wrong Hands by cartoonist John Atkinson created October 21, 2016 available on GoComics.com
I was reading a book on helium. I couldn't put it down!
A man was playing golf when he hit his ball into the woods. As he went to retrieve it, he stumbled upon a talking frog. The frog looked up at him and said, "Hey, I'm actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll grant you three
1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them.At the end of the day, while marking the essays,she read one that made her very.. #story, #funny
Spanish teachers, has this ever happened to you? A student asks you how to translate some really obscure word into Spanish? Then this is the comic for you: How do you normally respond to these ques…
Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story