A man and his wife are in bed getting hot and heavy when the wife just pushes him away and says, “No, actually I don’t feel like sex tonight. Could you just...
A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a […]
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset.His wife looks worried and asks him what's wrong.He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. #funny, #joke, #humor
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without informing the husband. When they went to bed that night, the husband told the old story,
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question”, noted the Rabbi. “We ... Read more
Sam Called His Wife. –
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I […] More
One day a friend asked, “Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?”Fred replied, “Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down […]
It can be hard being diplomatic all the time. It’s a skill like any other – a skill that some people lack. This is one such story. The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in to see me.” ...
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home […]
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.So he walks down to the store only to find it closed.So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. #funny, #joke, #humor
A Husband and wife were having a serious quarrel when husband said to her, pack your things and at
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. –
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins.He got to a phone and called her right .. #funny, #joke, #humor
