Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
10 new funny minion jokes and quotes to share on twitter, instagram, facebook, Pinterest and many other social media platforms.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor
Carl Jung was one of the first people to define the terms introvert and extrovert in a psychological context; Jung described extroverts as preferring to engage with the outside world of objects, sensory perception, and action while introverts, according to him, are more focused on the internal world, are thoughtful and insightful.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
10 new funny minion jokes and quotes to share on twitter, instagram, facebook, Pinterest and many other social media platforms.
Being a parent is the most important job in the world, but being an educator is incredibly significant, too!And times are-a-changing when it comes to school and education. Now-a-days, teachers have got to be creative to keep students’ attention. And frankly, we think the teachers in this list have actually accepted the challenge quite well. Whether it’s making punny signs to help your students remember equations or dressing up for the yearbook picture, these witty teachers will have you wishing they were your professor, too. Some of them even got us wondering how they were able to pull off some of those shenanigans.Keep on reading if you’re ready to laugh out loud at these hilarious ways teachers pranked and surprised their students.
Funny collection of photos and memes, memes of Coronavirus quarantine how is the work from home, How Satan has put alphabet in math, the toilet paper crisis and more.
Need some hilarious memes to finish your long day? Check out this collection of 30 hilarious memes about life you'll appreciate!
There's the time where a sentence makes sense in the context, like when someone is talking about maths *in* a maths classroom. Then there's times where it most definitely doesn't. Student or teacher, please share the strangest things you've overheard in a classroom!
30 Funny Minion Quotes You Need to ReadYou blink and it's 5! You know you've done it.Ha1Explode.No.Love people. Don't use them.The wish!Don't we all? Right
This is definitely what the Masters were hoping for.
We, as people, sometimes are too difficult to understand. Our thoughts, our feelings, and our sense of humor are better received with some visual aid. That is how memes were born, and some of the funniest ones are created by using classical art as a reference to modern-day issues.
A dad cut his daughter's hair off after she got highlights for her birthday, so her mom sprang into action
Memes are great, aren't they? But how many times have you ever seen a classic painting or piece of art turned into a meme? Not many we bet.
Friday Funny: Scottish Jokes! For the last few weeks we've had a fair few Friday Facts which whilst great can get a little serious. So this week w...
My anaconda don't want none unless you birth sons, hon.
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
Some of these jokes are a bit experimental.
Once upon a time (in the early 1980s to be specific), in a land far, far away (or not so far if you’re from the state of Washington), the Microsoft Corporation dreamed of creating a spreadsheet system that would become the livelihood of countless careers and the subject of many hilarious memes. That’s right, pandas, today we’re talking about your favorite green, spreadsheet application: Microsoft Excel.
--Introduction-- The teenage years are a time of great change and growth. It's a time when young people begin to develop their own sense of identity and figure out who they are. If you're a parent or guardian, it can be tough to understand what your teenager is going through.
On the first day, God created the first dog and said,... “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.” “For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give...
The 31 Funniest Classical Art Memes That Illustrate Human Funnies - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.
Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!
... when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters!” The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: “One...
The relationship between the boss and the employee is significant to company productivity. Do you know what else is? A batch of funny work memes for when that relationship goes down the drain. We mean, what else can save the day after your horrible boss and coworkers take all the glory for your work? Or tame your temper after they micromanage every little thing you do?
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
I was reading a book on helium. I couldn't put it down!
Goof off at work and give yourself a break and laugh through freshly collected memes
Use this list of 101 math jokes to help make math class fun! The best math jokes make kids laugh, then help them learn.
I'm not heartless, I'm just misunderstood.
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Funny, random, and WTF pics to help you survive the rest of the week.
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
[meeting god at the pearly gates] r u mad at me lol
