A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
The world isn’t divided into introverts and extroverts—it's a continuum, and most people actually land somewhere in the middle because they have traits of both personality characteristics. That means that when you hear someone talk about skipping out on plans because they’re exhausted, having their ‘social battery’ drained, and needing some alone time, you’re bound to relate.
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
Classical painters of the past probably had no idea that their creations would serve as an inspiration for meme makers of today's world. So when the creator behind Classical Damn started adding hilarious modern-day captions to old masterpieces, it took the internet by storm.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Christians love themselves a joke as much as anyone else, even if their humor might stay firmly on the “safe” side of things at times. Because although church can be boring, Sunday school is a drag, nuns, priests, and all the religious beliefs, and God supposedly keeping an eye even on your thoughts, it doesn't always have to be so serious!
Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!
This is definitely what the Masters were hoping for.
[meeting god at the pearly gates] r u mad at me lol
Which is your favorite?
Why is history like a fruit cake?