A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The […]
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy […]
A little boy goes to his father and asks,“Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers,“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
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A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.” “Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.” “We sneaked...
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
A girl was having an affair while her father was at workOne day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her father's car pull into the driveway.“Oh My God – H.. #funny, #joke, #humor
From odd birthmarks to unique pigmentation, these people have rare genetics that make them different, find the most peculiar cases here.
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. What’s strange is that the parrot doesn’t seem to have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Sheesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy...
Instead of rolling your eyes at your dad’s latest silly riddle or cringe-worthy pun, let’s celebrate dads and all their cheesy humor.
