The wife’s face was burned severely. The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn’t use any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then offered to donate some of his skin for the skin graft. However, the doctor...
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I […] More
A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke
When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.
A nun gets into a taxi and notices the driver glancing at her repeatedly. Curious, she asks if something is amiss.
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that […]
A wife wanted help from husband to clean the garden
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are not good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.After sometime he .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...
He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, “Honey...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came
I knew I was going to marry my husband within a week of connecting with him. He was everything I never really knew I needed — and when I found it, it all just clicked. Luckily for me, my husband felt the exact same way. Five weeks after our first…
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. […]
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
A nun gets into a taxi and notices the driver glancing at her repeatedly. Curious, she asks if something is amiss.
"My husband, ladies and gentlemen."
Flu is bad, but as every man knows, man flu is much, much worse. The condition has been ridiculed by women and medical professionals everywhere, but that doesn't stop it from being any less life-threatening.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce...
“After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
Just a few memes that crack me up and quotes that make me smile. Ok, ok, this is the “I’m working on my blog” post when I just want to veg but mind won’t let me…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
