The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.” “No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!” She...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They […]
Funny time travelling club joke from LaffGaff - "I'm very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club ..." Read more now ...
A quirky journey through the wonders of Pattaya a few years ago. Pattaya, known for its vibrant nightlife, stunning beaches, and unique ...
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Have you ever started a joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends And Make Them Laugh! Try!
No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. […] More
On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, “Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!” Marie says, “I took lessons.” A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. ...
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their […]
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him l.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told...
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies Night Club.” One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer”...
A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?” “Guilty”, said...
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan. A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her red-handed, devouring a big
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An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about […]
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she
A 70-year-old Bob, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly […]
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
Four men went golfing one dayThree of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the billThe three men started talking and bragging about thei.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone on and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops talkin.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club. -
A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: “Hello?” Woman: “Honey, its me. Are you at the club?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful...
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on […]
The daisy and selfishness “I am a daisy in a field of daisies,” thought the flower.
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,“How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share laneswith them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms aroundDave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Daves wife, ... Read more
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on […]
Wondering why Mr. Bean is so popular? This really funny Mr. Bean meme collection will show you exactly why.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else...
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist,
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else...
An Elderly Lady Joins A Country Club. – An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears
Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave […]
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe […]
